I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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