i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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