It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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