He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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