did you get engaged???
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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