All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
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is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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