goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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