And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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