But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Jerry, you need to find god
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
