I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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