I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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