we have pet lesbian snakes
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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