I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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