i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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