It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's blow job season.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
false alarm, still single
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
