so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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