i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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