Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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