i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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