If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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