and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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