you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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