first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
