May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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