The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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