Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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