I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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