idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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