What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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