Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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