She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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