ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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