And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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