Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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