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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?

(636): View more from Missouri

Wtf did you do last night?

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(518): View more from New York

She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on

(314): View more from Missouri

Gloves*

(660): View more from Missouri

Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??

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