Sponge bath it is.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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