I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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