I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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