if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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