he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think people are normalizing furries
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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