I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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