i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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