Don't you send me to vm
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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