I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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