She announced her abortion via fbk
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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