FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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