I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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