But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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