Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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