problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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