I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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