I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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