he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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