Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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