Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
