Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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