THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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