just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize